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“It stinks!” ‑ @JaySherman@mastodon.social
“Mildly amusing, despite its many flaws.” ‑ @back_of_the_hand
“The cover art is misleading! I expected a Gor novel with sexy slavery, not this pretentious junk. Disappointed!” ‑ @kajira_enjoyer_4488
“Did not finish.” ‑ @patience_mcgoo
“I wanted to like it, but it was all Greek to me! Hur, hur, hur.” ‑ @cleverhans.bsky.social
“There's a first-rate story buried in this. Too bad I couldn't find it in all the Greek.” ‑ @prowriter69@mastodon.social
“Πάρα πολλά αγγλικά και όχι αρκετά ελληνικά σ’ αυτό το βιβλίο! (There's too much English and not enough Greek in this book!)” ‑ @stavros_pseudopolis
“Worst 20 minutes of my life.” ‑ @SpeedReadRichards@mastodon.art
“The story really is superb. Excellent world building, three interesting characters and a plot that moves really nicely, but [...]” ‑ @bad_news_sandwich
“Polarizing, and not in a good way. This is what happens when someone writes purely for their own amusement.” ‑ @OhPenMinded@mstdn.social
“Ideal for someone with a typical layman's knowledge of ancient Greek language and culture.” ‑ @notaplant.bsky.social
“It was an ok read, I guess. I liked all the killing, but why did he have to make those Greeks so gay?” ‑ @the_real_greco_roamer
“Amazing. Not only did it teach me ancient Greek, I now have the power of telekinesis!” ‑ @psycho_warden
“This is anti-entertaining: it felt very like reading a work of philosophy, or a religious text.” ‑ @FatherMulcahey@hachyderm.io

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